After I plunged into the swirling blue vortex, I awoke in a village along the banks of a river. I asked the nearest person where and when I was. He told me that I was in Xianyang and that it was 221 B.C. I was horrified, I was transported back in time with nothing but my portable, forever lasting WiFi router, and my forever lasting charged computer. Well with no way back I might as well stay here for a while. I wonder what adventures will lay ahead for me?